Top Ten ways to know you can't cook !

1. If you can't make eggs without burning them (You can't cook)
2. If you need step by step directions to boil eggs (You can't cook)
3. If you offer someone food that you bought from the carryout and they say no (You can't cook)
4. If you don't know how to clean up behind yourself (You don't need or should cook)
5. If you can't make some "Easy Mac" (You can't cook)
6. If you can't make cereal without forgetting one of the materials needed (You can't cook)
7. If you can't warm up some "Pop Tarts" in the toaster w/o burning them (You can't cook)
8. If you can't make "Roman Noodles" w/o burning them in the microwave (You can't cook)
9. If you can't rewarm up your "McDonald's" (You can't cook)
10. If you can't cook w/o making any type of mess or burn something (You can't cook)

P.s These top ten refer to me. :)